April 29, 2009
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Five Things That Make You a Douche-Tastic Douche
I. You Refer to Yourself in the Third Person
There are two circumstances where referring to yourself in the third person is acceptable:
1. Your name is Elmo, and you live on Sesame Street, or
2. You are talking about your twin who came here from a parallel universe, and is a totally separate person completely independent from your physical and mental being.
Unless you fall under one of these two limited exceptions, any use of the third person narrative when talking about yourself automatically makes you a total douche.
And let’s not try to use the “it’s my defense mechanism” excuse because that’s straight-up raggedy. You act douchie as a defense? Against what? A sack of potatoes?
II. You Use Twitter
That’s right: if you use Twitter, you are a giant douche-tastic douche. You honestly believe people find your life so interesting that it warrants posting 140-characters worth of status updates every 10 minutes. I knew there was a reason why the word “twit” appears in “Twitter”!
Don’t take this the wrong way: I do see the need to keep the public informed of every minute detail of your existence…that is, if you’re the Dos Equis Man—the most interesting man in the world.
Unfortunately, you’re not the Dos Equis Man…you’re just a douche bag who uses Twitter.
Super Douche Baggery: you use your cell phone to post up-to-the-minute updates on what you’re doing.
III. You Use a Strategy Guide to Play Fantasy Sports
Playing fantasy sports is already an easy-way-out from playing actual sports. You just sit in front of your computer and manage your fantasy team. Sure, successful management means you might have to analyze player stats—but that requires you do to what? Watch ESPN? Read some sports articles?
Actually, you don’t even have to do any of that hard labor to rise to the top of your fantasy sports league. There are websites dedicated to making sure you have all the information necessary to beat all your coworkers and friends, while doing as little thinking as possible. All you have to do is pick the players for your dream team.
Considering how simple the Internet has made the task of managing a fantasy sports team, at the very least you should be able to pick some players. But if you can’t even do that, and must rely on a fantasy sports strategy guide to hand-feed you which players to pick, then you’re not just a douche—you’re also retarded.
IV. You Wear a Bluetooth Headset or Cell Phone Earpiece Even When You’re Not Taking a Call
People who wear their Bluetooth headsets even though they are not taking a phone call are douche-tastic douche bags. They probably think that wearing their headsets makes them look like they have really, really busy social and professional lives. But why would we think that when we can plainly see you’re not even talking to anyone? You just look like a douche bag who thinks that wearing a Bluetooth headset makes you look less douchie. Epic fail!
V. You Send Mass Messages to Everyone on Your Xanga Friends List
I’m sorry that this is on my list because I know a number of Xangans send mass messages on an almost weekly basis, and it really pains me to say their actions are at all douchie.
But! As a recipient of these mass mailings, I have no choice but to label the act of sending such spam as totally douche-tastic. Seriously, I receive at least one of these messages a day—and I know this because I log into my account for the sole purpose of deleting them from my inbox. I don’t even read them anymore because the ones I did take the time to view were either (1) pointless blabber, or (2) a bunch of inside jokes that only a few of the sender’s friends understood, and I wasn’t one of them.
If it is really that important, then you should send personalized messages to those you want to inform. If that’s not possible, then you should post it on your blog. Either way, you get your message across without having to resort to mass messages. And that ultimately means you avoid being douche-tastic—because sending spam mail to everyone on your Friends list is 100% douche-tastic.
Comments (165)
I’m guilty of number II, but only because I get bored. I really hope no one is waiting for my next tweet, because they are few and far between.
elmo LOL!
augh
mass messengers are annoying
I pity the fool who thinks (or forgets to mention) Mr. T can’t refer to himself in the third person.
Douche-tastic!
<3
Lol! Love the illustrations.
I’m glad i’m not Douch-eriffic enough. IV = ear dildos!
great list!
Chedou, I wonder how many of your readers will actually take the two seconds necessary to actually figure the name out.
While I see their value, I still can’t get over the fact that bluetooth headsets are completely douchie, regardless of whether or not they are i use.
yea seriously, wtf is twatter
rofl
Twittering twits. >;/
ha!…the sports fantasy thing seems like an interesting detour on the pet peeves list…
I’m only a douche because of one thing (V)!!! Yay!!!
oh twitter.. sounds like…a symptom for some horrible disease: crackberryitis.
Totally agree with IV.
I have to agree with all of this. Perhaps I’d make a rare exception to the mass messager on special circumstances, and only on a case-by-case basis. But, other than that, all of the items mentioned do make the offenders look like total douche nozzles.
rofl!
this is hilarious because it’s true
twitter away~
Twitter douches are getting more common these days, it seems.
So I am guilty of IV a lot, but my phone can’t ring while I give exams. Vibrate is not an option. So my phone sits on silent most of the day. Wearing my bluetooth at times for me is a must. So, I am a Douche…
I also wear my bluetooth while I am driving instead of holding a phone and crashing it to people and why bother to take it off of silent when it will ring in my ear on the way home. Extra Douchey…
When I get home, if I have to make/take a call, I can put on my bluetooth and wash dishes, fold laundry, cook, scrub toilets, and never give up a hand to hold a phone. Super Extra Douchey….
But I can also leave my cell phone and home and go off to the park with me boys and not give a crap that you can’t call me and disturb me on my time.
I also leave my phone at night downstairs in the kitchen on silent so when you call to rant in the middle of the night my sleep is not disturbed by you.
So I am Super Extra special fantastic Douchey guy because I use technology to make my life easier.
LOL…
You need to modify IV since people should be wearing their Bluetooth headsets while in the car in case a call comes through. I’d hate to get ticketed by a douche-baggy cop for picking up my phone to see who is calling and then be accused of texting while driving.
You need to add people who rock 80′s style clothing. The 80′s was just a horrible period for fashion.
I think some people do number 4 to hide their schizophrenia
Stupid douchie twits.. I wonder if you’ve heard of Hot Chicks with Douchebags. There’s some douche-tastic (loves it) douches on that
I agree with everything except for this:
II. You Use Twitter
Its not anyone else’ fault that you’re not interesting; time to let go of your rage of people who might be slightly more entertaining than yourself.
When your goofing with friends talking in third person is fun! lol its funny to try and figure out what the person talking in third person is saying.
I’ve done number one a couple times
I never meant to be douchey and I never talked about myself in a douchey (douchy?) way!
EXCELLENT POST. We like this. Would using the ”royal we” qualify me, er, we for the douche-tastic list? As is, I don’t fall into any of those categories & I feel a little left out ;>
Also, anyone who has ever appeared on MTV.
Ugh. Number four really bothers me.
@RunningMan42 - That was completely great…
to the person who wrote it:
Did you ever think that making the ultimate list of douche baggery make YOU kind of douchie too??hmm?? did you??? cuz it does. not gunna lie..
@RunningMan42 - It’s not the distraction of holding the phone that makes talking on the phone while driving dangerous. It’s the talking part. That law is rather ridiculous and pointless because you can still eat while driving, bite your fingernails, scratch your head (or other parts) and all of those things take your hand off the wheel the way a phone does. If lawmakers had any brains and wanted to make driving safer they’d have banned phone use period, and radio use, and doing anything else while driving.
And yes, I think people who walk around with bluetooth earpieces look ridiculous, however, I would not try to deter anyone from using one if they want to.
I actually use Twitter… I’m slightly ashamed. But it’s sort of fun, and it’s actually really useful when you subscribe to various news type things. It’s a little easier to skim through than an RSS feed, too. But I can see how it could seem douchey.
Hahaha. This was hilarious.
damn…those 5 things do make you a douche
I am absolutely not a douche. Because I do none of the above actions. ME WIN!
*gasp* i’m a super douche bag.
Thank you, RunningMan42.
I agree with #2.
twitter = you little twat! :]. haha <3
i agree w/ #4. that annoys the crap outta me. Especially when at sunday service and they automatically press that button to answer the phone call before even stepping outside!! ARGHH!!
Haha…you win at cleverness…and art.
So far just number 1 when bored.
I”m on you’re side with all but #2 and #5. Twitter is okay ( I only look at one person)
douche-tastic douche.. haahha that officially makes you a non-douche for life.
umm…are you redefining what a douche bag is? douche bag is intended for guys, who are a total jerk off. period.
UGHHH, apparently, I’m, like, 2/5 a douche. I hella refer to myself in the 3rd person, haha. xP Never, like, cocky-sounding, though. Usually just messing around w/ my friends w/ my low self-esteem. And I have a twitter….
I’m with Royford. Anyone who thinks they have some kind of special authority that must be shared with the world = douche bag
What if a teacher asks a question and you want to answer it and you say
“Steve!” while raising your hand to make your friends laugh?…
@danlang - it’s okay, people who don’t use twitter have no idea that you can use it for other than saying, “I’M WATCHING TV WITH MY CAT.” I haven’t gotten into it yet, but I’ve seen the news feeds you can get, seen others use it for poetry, etc.
They just don’t know. Condemning something you know absolutely nothing about? douche baggish.
bahahaha amazing…
this is a great list, particularly 2, 4, and 5. i hate it when im driving or walking around and i see the person in the car next to me is wearing a bluetooth. its worse when they are actually using it though cuz if they’re driving and take a call they dont pay attention and drive likes dumb fucks or if they’re walking around they say “hi” and you think they’re talking to you and then they get all pissy when you answer “what’s up?” damn blue tooths, quite possibly the worst invention in human history
@Royford - HAHAHA.
hahahhahahaa
@RunningMan42 - hahahahha. AGREED! I don’t get how wearing a bluetooth makes someone a “douche”. What’s dumb is how you would use the word DOUCHE when in actuality, it’s suppose to describe someone who’s a jerk or an asshole.
so i guess wearing a bluetooth while NOT talking on the phone makes you a jerk… or an asshole or referring to yourself in the third person makes you a jerk or an asshole. ORRRR using twitter makes you a jerk or an asshole. I guess i’m a jerk and an asshole because i twitter and i wear my bluetooth when i’m not talking on the phone
This post is the opposite of douch-tastic!
I love #2. Occasional pulses are fine or updating your status on facebook but if your life can consistently be summed up in 140 characters, you may want to find a better one.
sniff sniff – I use the third person sometimes. It’s b/c in Vietnamese there isn’t a simple “you” and “me/I” so I have to say “Thuy is going over to John’s house later” while speaking to John.
but I’m not guilty of any of the others!
Guilty of Twitter, but only because there are people who like to read the inane babblings I post on it. I don’t use it as seriously as most people do, more to just fuck with other Twits.
Cell phone count is only because I have free texting and I think of insane shit when I’m not near my computer. Plus, I have the time to type out a 140-character text with something like “I FUCKING HATE MAYONNAISE,” if only for boredom’s sake.
these accusations of doucebaggery are false! http://www.twitter.com/jaemsbits
this deterred me at first: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN2HAroA12w
Over using “douche” is kinda douchie
I wear my headset but im a delivery driver and im probably going to have to make a call in 3 mins or less.
lol douche-tastic!
you seem to have a lot of inner anger for men
especially for men that enjoy fantasy sports lol
lol this was great I agree 100%
#2- Very true. XD
Haha. I got here when there’s 69 comments.
That’s all I wanted to say.
by these standards, I am only 1/5 douche. but in my defense, I don’t even really twitter.
What if you only refer to yourself in third person when you’re drunk, or really really tired? (I don’t, I’m just wondering)
Whats a twitter?
Lol very true.
Bob Dole can talk about Bob Dole however he wants.
wow 3 out of 5….
ROFL
you are right on the money with your douche bag definitions!!
i agree completely!!
ok recently you may or may not have heard about Hugh Jackman (wolverine guy) got his american assistant to do a “twit” and it turned out to be something like “having lunch at the opera CENTER”…seriously, who cares wat u are doing at every second of every day?
if i ever twitted id do something like “currently doing a number 2 and reading Time magazine and if are reading this then you need to get a life”
haha… awesome…. only time i where the bluetooth when i’m not talking is when i’m in the car. who knows someone might call!
This is really one of the dumbest list I ever read.
How are doing these things consider people being a douche?!
I can understand bout the twitter thing, but basically what you’re saying is people are being douches for the dumbest things!
People who talk in third person, ISN’T as bad. On Facebook, I talk in third person. Just because it looks better.
Does that make me a douche? seriously. That’s retarded.
what about facebook? lmao. i love facebook. it’s kinda like TWITter, even though i hate twitter. weirrrd.
guys don’t really have a place to put their bluetooths without the potential of it being damaged.
Heh.
Here are my FIVE THINGS THAT MAKE THE AUTHOR OF THIS BLOG POST A DOUCHE-TASTIC DOUCHE.
1. Some people do refer to themselves as a third person. No, I haven’t done this. But so what? I see it as something creative. Betcha you couldn’t do it because you’re too scared to think outside your box. Meh. I’m not scared. I could talk about some alien twin who went to the moon and back and still be cool no matter what anyone thinks.
2. Twitter. I’ve been trying to decide whether I should go into it or not. As of now, I still haven’t. But that doesn’t mean those who are using Twitter are called “twits”. If you’re calling Ashton Kutcher a twit, you’re out of your mind. Besides, here’s a newsflash, lady: Pulse here in Xanga is = to Twitter. It’s just the same contraption that people use to tell people around the world about the details of their existence. Its just that, Xanga calls it “Pulse” instead of Twitter.
3. Strategy Guide for Playing Fantasy Sports. Lady, I’ve been known as the cynical person here in Xanga, but goodness, you’re way more cynical than me. Heh. But I don’t like it. You’re way too cooped out in your own PATHETIC world to even come up with something other than THIS blog entry. Who doesn’t want to get better, whether it is a real sport or an online one? Are you against making yourself better at any game? My, what a LOSER.
4. Wearing a Headset even when not taking a call. Obviously, you’re JUST JEALOUS. I don’t have a bluetooth headset or anything like that, but I see no reason why people should be called douches for using those even when they’re not taking calls. That’s even TOLERABLE than wearing burkas. Really.
5. You send mass messages to everyone in your Xanga List. So, what? I usually ignore them. But if the mass message comes from someone I’m close to, I’d click on it and read. You’re ticked off that people are sending mass messages? I’d rather be ticked off by the SPAM I get every time I look into my yahoo e-mail inbox. They’re just loads and loads of adverstising slogans, NOT from real people. Sending mass messages is annoying, but again, tolerable.
You are dismissed. You can’t top off my pure wit, I dare say.
you nailed it. LOL.
yeah people wear blue tooths all the time so they dont have to dig around for the piece or phone..
and i have a twitter, update once a day.
its just like the status update on myspace or facebook.
way to be a douche judger.
Hey, what about being “that guy?” That makes one a huge douche.
Twitter is a pointless site tbh.
ughhhhh i cant standddd dochy people i wrote a blog on douches too ^^
good list, except for the first one, as it has offended myself Dedwin and Schmedwin, the Dedwin from a parallel universe.
This list actually pissed me off.
Im in agreement with Royford.
Third-person omniscient FTW!!!
“Tyler isn’t here anymore; Tyler went away!!”
But seriously, people who do that constantly are obnoxious. Don’t overdo it.
LOL…. funny~!!!
YES!! i’m NOT a douche!! hahahahaha…..i see you have pet-peeves….and i have the same =P
LMAO, I absolutely loved this.
Heh, there’s this girl that’s a regular in our bar that refers to herself in the 3rd person. One night a friend of mine is mocking her, referring to himself in the 3rd person. She was sitting not far away.
“Tony, why the hell are you doing that? You sound like an idiot”"Tony doesn’t think so”
“Listen, only people without a personality and nothing worth saying refer to themselves in the third person.”"Tony thinks you’re wrong”
It went on like that for a couple of minutes. Since then, I haven’t really spoken to that girl at all.
Not really missing it either
@c_jamaica - Relax. You sound way too overly offended.
@heykimm - LOL douche judger. XD
The words you guys put together are hilarous.
I have a twitter account that I hardly use. But yes, I’m a douche…someone hand me the Summers Eve.
I use twitter, but only so I can see what my senators/reps are doing.
wow~ you are awesome
Ugh, that’s totally how I feel about Twitter.
LOL @ fantasy sports strategy guide…
This is a fantastic post; truly a chronicle of great acts of douchebaggery! Would that more folks took matters into their own hands and proclaimed without fear the doings of douche bags.
Hear hear!
it seems like everyone I like on youtube uses twitter. I hate to think of them as douches. hah. <3 shaycarl ftw
I dont get why No.3 makes you so mad but i do understand the rest.
Heres another for you though: People who use the word Douche as an insult. Ha.
lol at this list
yeah, twitter? what’s all the hype about?
oh the last one could have been replaced with something waaaaay better. But the rest were great.
just think of Spencer when trying to describe a douche.
Yea, those people who wear bloetooth are somewhat annoying,,
i kinda miss xanga and i kinda don’t. i do miss reading your entries. you have a special brand of humor. think i’ll do some spring cleaning on my subs and set up some e-mail notifications. keep on being strange and beautiful.
Dwayne “Can you smell what THE ROCK is cooking” Johnson – oh jeez what an extreme 3rd person douche.
Cheating on Fantasy sports!? What the hell is the frickin point!?#
Mass messages get right up my nose. Especially those ones begging you to read their latest “amazing” post! Epic epic fail, loser douche faces. Psht
the mass messages are NUMBER ONE on my list. hate them.
and i’m not having anything to do with Twitter. i already follow peoples’ lives on Facebook, and that can be painful enough.
According to this list, not only an I not a douchetastic douche, I’m not a douche at all! Yay me!
Fantastic blog! I concur on every point!
stuartandabby approves of this. I’ll alert the twitter bots shortly.
If using Twitter makes people douches, does blogging on Xanga do too?
Both are public updates, assuming that people will find your life interesting.
I couldn’t agree with you more. Burka wearing douch bags!
Amen to the bluetooth headsets. Our society has gotten to the point where social skills are quickly deteriorating. As a retail worker, I am going to take this as an opportunity to say this: when you walk into a store or up to a register wearing your bluetooth or holding a cell up to your ear, completely ignoring the salesperson or cashier, don’t then get suddenly frustrated when you a)feel like some part of the transaction has gone amiss or b) feel slighted when you finally decide you are in the mood to be helped and we didn’t snap to attention quick enough for you. Guess what? We were a)helping customers who were willing to be interacted with and b) ifyou were too busy taking that call about who was wearing what and blah blah blah to forget to tell me you had a coupon — OOPS.
Seriously, I care about customer service, but I am sick to death of pompous, self important douches with no social skills or common sense.
The bit about the Dos Equis Man ”Most interesting man in the world” made me LOL.
I am not a douche…
#6 you still use roman numerals
A good label for you would be…….
FEATUREIFFIC! =)
agreed! although… twitter is getting so pervasive that even the dalai lama has one
I am guilty for having a twitter account. But I for one don’t update using my phone. My contract sucks :p
This Top 5 list is flawed…or at least incomplete and inaccurate. We all know a douche bag when we see one. To say “if you have a Twitter account, you are a douche bag” is seriously deranged.
You might add weights to each act of douchebaggery. For example, a guy does ‘the shocker’ when having his/her picture taken gets 9 points of douche or the twitter thing might be a 5. Then, in general any person with over 10 could be considered a douche. Also, they would have a method of evaluating themselves to see if they have improved over a period of time.
hahaha this is great :3
You forgot people who don’t use turn signals.
How about guys who add Asian girls as friends on xanga, facebook and myspace just because they are Asian girls? Gotta get em all!
By the way, subscribed, and FRIENDED!
twitter…i AGREE!!!!!!!!!
I hate those douches who mass message to inform that they just updated their sites. As if we can’t see it via our universal inbox.
Really?
None of them apply to me. [=
agreed!
the twitter and the spamming gotsta go!
lmfao! AGREED!*
You Blithering Twit!
Malcom is not happy. Not happy at all. =_=
Of course, my name’s not Malcom, so shove it up your ass. You know what really makes you look like a douche? Thinking so hard about what makes someone a douche. Malcome is like, laughing. Really hard. Douche. O.o
Yeah. Funny post. Whatever. I think my brain just exploded.
@OperationOpenmind - hehe that sounds a bit british. “oh americans are such twittering twits” haha
ha douche is gonna be my new favorite word
LOL Don’t care! I twit all I want!
Better than youu!
lmaooo
Hey peope dont get offended because of the twitter thing. This is funny dont take shit so serious. Then you just look like a twittering douchetastic douche.
Wonderful job
hahahahahahahaha
I am guilty of tweeting.
lols. right on.
hooray, my douche bag radar has increased its accuracy by 85% thanks to your blog! fun stuff!
I don’t know if this counts, but I call myself “Elmo.” When I’m fantasizing. I pretend beautiful women enjoy tickling me.
haha good list.
I have to admit I use twitter though.
Yesssss I’m 0/5. Twitter is doucherrific. However I do wish my name was Elmo. Not to be able to do reason #1 (if I wanted that I would just make my name Mr. T), but because something tells me tons of girls would want to date a guy named Elmo. But I could be wrong.
truely true. except for the third person part. i’d have to disagree
@xxRadiantEclipse - No, I wasn’t offended. Did you think I was? Wow. People can’t figure me out! Weee! I stumped ya!
I wasn’t offended. I’m pissed off. Because the lady who wrote this blog post is….OFFENDED and JEALOUS that other people use Twitter, or that people do use bluetooth headphones or whatever and that other people can beat her in online games (because they have strategies) or that some people send mass messages.
And I don’t like this post to be on featured. There’s nothing really exceptional about it. I’ve always wanted the Xanga Team to feature blogs that are exceptional, not whiny posts.
And anyway….I got a little information from a famous Xanga blogger who said that the creator of Twitter used to work at Xanga.
So….to anyone who hates Twitter, I’ll say you’re hating a part of Xanga.
Oh please…YOU talking about fantasy sports? HAH! I laugh.
I’m not worthy to gaze upon your beauty
How I got mesmerize for seeing such delicate lotus.
If my heart was a rose I gave it to you.
Liz likes to refer to herself in third person sometimes… I mean, I like to refer to myself in third person… hahaha. this post is lame, just using the word douche like this. xD but thats okay. you tried to be funny… so did I… both utter failures… tskk.
LOL wow, I’m kinda surprise I don’t do any of those things. I don’t even twitter. I just don’t understand the point of twittering if you have facebook. Unless you’re doing something extremely interesting or important with your life, no one cares. Not even your friends, or family for that matter.
I disagree with number 4. Some people wear their bluetooth headsets incase they get a call and they are unable to use their hands of the cell phones, like when driving.
Great post!
AGREED WITH THE TWITTER ONE 100%!
I will never see the point in one of those and hope that I never give in to getting one.
The BLUETOOTH thing is totally right on……I love it when im in the cafeteria and sales guys are eating lunch with their stupid matching head set in
I use Twitter but I don’t update it a whole lot nor do I care who “follows” me. I do know some friends that are douches about it but I don’t consider myself one of them. Oh well to anyone who thinks otherwise :]
i’m a douche! i twit…although rarely.
Exception to rule 1… They (whoever they are) say you should not use pronouns when speaking to your infant, therefore I refer to myself as Mommy. i.e. “Okay Lydia, Mommy is going to change Lydia’s diaper.” Nah… you’re right. I do sound like a douche… lol
there’s a lot douches cuz everyone is twittering nowadays. I’ve been a happy twitter douche for a year. otherwise your list is perfect.
good thing i dont do any of the above
ahh, i totally agree with number one and the one about the headset.
i use twitter mostly to post interesting things i think about. or interesting bits of information. or weird or funny things that happened. it’s just quicker to make note of it first on twitter, then blog about it later.
you can say, twitter is a place to store ideas?
So thats what twitter is, huh? WOW, I had no clue until I read this blog. I don’t use twitter. You’re art work is lovely.
ouch, i pass the first test; i used third person on facebook all the time.. it’s not my fault facebook starts off with “my name” (if i want to share something).. if i used first person, it’s just not even consistent..
and although i didn’t pass the second test; i’m pretty sure twitter is the same as facebook… i ain’t rich enough yet to afford a berry or iphone; but i still update my facebook with what i plan to do that day and possible what i did the day before..
ouch, i think i passed the third test too; as a matter of fact, i do play fantasy sports.. but hey, it’s a social thing, i don’t care if i win or lose.. or wait, maybe i do.. obviously the whole point of investing our time in the research is to win at the end.. but then again, it really depends on how much the pot is.. but hey, just because i play fantasy sports, doesn’t mean i don’t like playing real sports.. as a matter of fact, i love sports, to death actually.. =P
damn~ i’m hitting the spot, i passed the fourth test too.. damn~ i think it’s actually more convenient than trying to pick pocket the headset out just to listen to the call.. by the time you’ve taken out your headset, you’ve probably:
a. missed the call
b. already finished with the call
c. dropped the headset
d. look retarded for fishing out your headset
so hey, it’s actually more convenient by leaving it in the ear.. with my phone, when it rings, it rings in the headset, but i can’t hear it ring on the phone.. so if i don’t have it on, i probably didn’t know somebody called me…
but luckily, i failed the last test miserably.. F haha.. i don’t like spam, nor do i send them…
overall, i guess, i’m on the douche-tastic douche side of the spectrum..
All I can say is that I agree with all of these. I have been in a sport fantasy league, but I end up not even paying attention to what my team is doing and lose. It’s truly not my forte…but friends invite me so I play for the fun of it. I prefer playing the sport. I have been in a bowling league, on a darts team, shoot pool, play organized softball and get the beach volleyball games started when most people are just tanning.
Point V is the epitome of doucheness! cheers!
I’ve never even looked into twitter, nor have I had any interest in it whatsoever, but somehow I know exactly what it is. And yes, I totally agree with you. CNN has their own Twitter? http://rhettandlink.xanga.com/701540675/red-house-amp-rhett-on-cnn/
So I make a woman’s vagina smell like a summer’s eve ?