July 20, 2003

• Entrepreneurial Skills

  I have seen way too many crappy “Boys Are Like” keychains to last me a lifetime…the worst one by far is that one where there is a half-eaten gingerbread man with a very aghast expression on his face, and a caption underneathe that says something like “Boys Should Be Eaten.” PLEASE~! I could come up with better keychain slogans than that…AND I HAVE! BEHOLD THE POWER OF CREATIVITY…with a little help from Microsoft Paint (my favorite!).

  Keychains You Wish You Could Buy

  

  Or…

  

  Man, someone should give me money for these ideas…I tried to come up with a “Moles are like Christina Aguilera…dark and fat” keychain, but that has nothing to do with my Boys Are Like product line. Maybe next time.

  *NOTE* The general sentiment displayed in the above artwork does not apply to my male aquaintences, friends, or other…it’s intent was just to capitalize on the angst of lovesick adolescents who shop at stores like Claire’s and Icing. Suckers.

  Jibber Jab

  I don’t know what a verb or an adjective is. Can someone please explain it to me?!?

  76 days until the LSAT (thanks for reminding me to register, Patrick )

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