Maybe it’s an hommage to my Chinese heritage, or just another way for me to take the easy way out of working hard for success, but I’ve taken up the study of Feng Shui in an effort to better my performance in areas such as academics and finances. I think there is some truth to flow of energy and its influence on your life- plus it doesn’t hurt to do anything that will improve your prospects, right?

Because I want to share some of my new-found knowledge, here is an except from Feng Shui for Dummies. It’s advice on how to sleep better by positioning your bed a specific way!

Do Not Dos

1. The foot of your bed should not face the door. Qi’s (energy) flow will disrupt your sleep.

2. For the same reason, your bed should not be placed on the same wall as the door.

3. Your bed should not be positioned under a window. The elements will prevent a peaceful rest.

4. Your bed should not be positioned between a doorway and window, or a combination thereof. The wind tunnel will cause a disturbace.

5. Your bed should not be placed on an angle. Having the solid support of the black turtle will make you more secure, preventing boogeyman from lurking int he black crevices.

6. You should not sleep under ceiling beams. The beams cause qi to create a ripple effect, the downward pressure impacting not only your sleep but also your health.

Sleep well, faithful readers!

4 days until the LSAT