August 10, 2004
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The Teen Choice Awards is such a load of crap…
First of all, it was hosted by two people whose past troubles are highly inappropriate for a teenage audience: I’m talking about Paris Hilton’s famous videotaped tyrst, and Nicole Richie’s much publicized heroine addiction. Not to mention the fact that they are hardly primary examples of star power…they are more like travesties to the profession, and insults to human life in general.
Secondly, those stupid ass award categories: Best Hook Up, Movie Sleazebag, Movie You Wouldn’t Want Your Parents To Watch—total bullshit that panders to an audience of dumbasses and wastes of skin. That’s right—I think the pop culture-obsessed youth of today are losers and should have been drowned at birth.
Then there was the fact that Gothika and American Wedding both won awards. Yeah right…what’s that decision based on? The commercials? Because we all know that there is no way in hell a fucking 13 year old made it into the theater.
Other stupid shit awards went to the O.C., Punk’D, One Tree Hill, and a bunch of other shows that should be cancelled had it not been for an audience made up of–you guessed it–losers. Losers with no taste, at that.
The Teen Choice Awards is just a bunch of crap that panders to pop culture and whatever else idiots enjoy. Here’s an award show I’d like to see: What award show sucks the most ass. My vote is for the Teen Choice Awards (obviously), and the beyond-retarded awards show that honors video games. Because that one is just fucking sad.
Comments (5)
I think so, too. It’s largely because we’re grown adults, and have outlived our sophomoric concerns (a better synonym for ”concerns”, please?) with such image-ridden popularity contests.
As you would say, it’s so HIGH SCHOOL!
very creative layout… i like it. In fact, i like it so much that I’m gonna go to panda express right now for dinner… mmm… orange chicken. Thanks for the inspiration? Where are you living now? so you’ll be goin to loyola?
Teen choice is not teen choice … it’s whatever marketable crap that huge corporations deems profitable to push to the most impressionable segment of the market … teens.
Another show that gets worse every year too.