I’ve decided not to label myself a hater anymore. “Hater” is a loser’s word, and is only good for people whose vocabulary does not span beyond simple words like “cat” and “mushroom.”

Call me a “loather” instead. I loathe…I judge…everyone is a miscreant until they prove themselves otherwise. Loathers are refined, educated, and versatile. It’s almost like an episode of Alias, except instead of morphing into various characters to fool the enemy, loathers just pretend to be your friend when really they hate you.

Two-faced? I prefer multi-faceted.