October 16, 2005
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I have decided on another new business venture!
I should be a Grammar Specialist for foreign-made products that feature English words. For instance…would this shirt look so much nicer if it had better—EVERYTHING?
It should be: The technique to getting stoned is the use of Marijuana! Correct spelling aids in educating the masses about proper drug use!
It should be: For your grand new days. Because no one wants to use a toilet cleaner on a bland day!
Should be: Relive the relief of listening to the Angel’s whisper. The correct spelling really makes you want to go out and eat some chocolate & biscuit, no?
It should be…just the way it is! Who does not love fragrant, favorful nuts?
Check www.engrish.com for more gems.
Comments (4)
I agree the last three might need help but maybe the first one is making fun of the fact that the person writing it might’ve been a stoner too^^
Hey you changed your Xanga pic =P I think the other one looks more elegant- this one looks wayyyyyyyyyy too serious!!! Looks like something I’d expect to see on a job application~ Reply to email!!
That’s just great, I see that a lot when I travel. Personally I like reading slaughtered engrish grammar, it’s funny. Thanks for responding btw.
Here’s one: Bones are make good life. Skeleton We truly feel towns.
Created by: Loretta W.
Try and fix that!!! Good luck!