March 14, 2006

• The Adam Corolla radio show is horrible. Seriously horrible. I don't even know why or how he ended up being the person to fill Howard Stern's shoes, but I obviously don't see the magic Clear Channel sees.

  
  

  For instance--one of his first shows was about awarding the best pizza toppings. I'm not joking...and I think pepperoni won.

  
  

  And then he talked about people who play the lottery---gave some sort of speech about how they're losers or something. I say "or something" because I ended up turning my radio off once my ears started filling with puss and feces.

  
  

  And what the hell is Rachel Perry doing as his side-kick? She's a VH-1 countdown host--she reads cue cards and narrates for "Awesomely Bad." She doesn't seem capable of impromptu humor.

  
  

  His show isn't entertaining, and not because he's not Howard Stern. He just doesn't make his topics sound interesting. It's become increasingly painful to drive to school in the morning when I'm reduced to either listening to him or nothing. And I have often chosen the latter.

  
  

  You know what would be great? Since he's the voice of Spanky on "Drawn Together," he should do his show as Spanky. Seriously. He should start talking about Foxxy Love, Clara, Ling-Ling...all of them. And they should make appearances. Albeit "Drawn Together" hasn't been very entertaining this season either, but listening to it on the radio would be a million times better than listening to Adam Corolla and his band of Italian misfits from Jersey.

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