June 28, 2006

• If you don't watch "Last Comic Standing" or "Hell's Kitchen" or "Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List"--then you're not watching television. Moreover, if you aren't tuning in to the first episode of "Project Runway," then you better be doing something important--like performing an open-heart operation or hunting down the guy who came up with the sh*tastic ideas for those cheesy 1-800-DENTIST commercials.

  
  

  Anyway--this is the extent of my hitting rock-bottom: I measure my daily level of productivity according to how many missions I complete in "Monster Hunter Freedom." No, I'm not joking. So the day I killed off a wyvern and delivered one of its stolen eggs was a GOOD DAY! But the day that I killed off 50 Vespoids and died three times during a different wyvern quest was a BAD DAY! This is super pathetic.

  
  

  And finally--I saw an AIDS commercial where a montage of still-photos of various individuals floated across the streen, and voices accompanying the pictures would say: I have AIDS. The last picture was of this Asian man who looked oddly familiar to me---and then I realized:

  
  

  

  
  

  He is also on the LSAC.org website! And with the exact same picture!

  
  

  Does he know what his agency has done with this photo?

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