February 3, 2008

  • One of many memorable conversations I have had with my Daddy.

    DADDY (reading the Chinese newspaper): Mrs. Family Friend was complaining about her son still being single.

    ME (doing a crossword puzzle): Uh huh.

    DADDY: She asked Mama and me if you were interested in meeting him.

    ME: Oh.

    DADDY: Her son is a doctor, I believe. A surgeon.

    ME (Looks up from the crossword puzzle): Really?

    DADDY: (too busy reading to respond)

    ME: What did you tell Mrs. Family Friend?

    DADDY (turns the page over): Mama and I are always polite when people ask us to set you up with their sons. It would be rude to just tell them “no.”

    ME: I know.

    DADDY: We told her we’d ask if you were interested.

    *silence* Note: no one asked me anything!

    ME: Did she want to know what my answer was?

    DADDY (adjusts his reading glasses): No, Mama and I never brought it up again. This was about a year ago so I’m sure Mrs. Family Friend has forgotten about setting you up with her doctor-son. This is how we handle all the times our family friends ask about you.

    ME: ….

    DADDY (goes back to reading the paper): It’s okay to be single forever anyway.

    *crickets*

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