July 28, 2009
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I wanted to write a post about a recent conversation I had with a dumbass, but found that drawing it out was a much better way of conveying the experience.
I’m going to add this A.T.M. machine conversation to my ever-growing list of crappy moments. That I even have a list makes me think I’m destined for a lifetime of unpleasant experiences–which, in turn, means I will have blogging material until I die. I don’t know if that’s a good thing for any of you, though, because most of my experiences seem to involve doodoo. I’m pretty sure this one did as well. If the guy didn’t see the problem with saying “A.T.M. machine,” then I’ll bet he was also drinking a diarrhea latte and enjoyed it.
Comments (56)
“Let’s just agree to disagree” <~~ One of my all time favorite reasons to kick someone in the testicles.
yes, ATM also stands for something else on the internet, so you’re probably right about that latte…
Awesomeness
I live with someone like this. I want to beat them about the head and upper torso repeatedly on a rgular basis. Instead I retreat to my room and find comfort in my hobbies.
hahaha
Love your posts as always^^
I am going to assume you put the doodoo in his latte?
this post is nice change as compared to your regular posts that are way too TMI that make me laugh and LOL in front of my PC computer.
Hahahaha.
Forget it, Sylvia. I’ve had similar conversations with those that use the term “PIN number” and they just don’t get it.
By the way, are you sure he wasn’t referring to some sort of machine that performs that sex act also referred to as “ATM”?
I like the smug picture…it makes me laugh..
how about cd disc!
I like the 1st picture, it looks like u have an alien on your face!
Very funny, friend. May you always shine on!
S.C.
i would’ve said superfluous because… well i think repetitive gets repetitive. nevermind
haha the drawings make this post epic
HAHA! Thats hilarious. It’s totally something that would bother me for the rest of the day.
Sadly, I totally relate to you here.
hahahahahahaha my parents and i have similar conversations. i just gave up trying to correct them. its not worth the frustration.
lmao too funny!! love it!
Hahahaha!
Haha. He was probably being awkward on purpose. Amused. ♥
I would’ve told him to say it out loud.
“Automated Teller Machine Machine.”
Then laughed out loud and asked him to repeat it again.
And again, until he got the point… and then the death glare.
omg this is funny lol poor you! i would have smacked that guy
lmao. You’re posts never fail to make me smile!
lol I like how the dude’s looks like he’s wearing a wig and the water spashing is too funny
I’m sure he would never understand this, but an ATM machine would be a machine that dispenses ATMs.
Oh how annoying! I wouldn’t have wasted the water on my own face; I would have totally dumped it on his!
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it’s not that big a deal? :p
hahahaha. Douchenozzle.
You should piss off a rooster by plucking a few feathers off of it and throw it in his pants, then quickly tighten his belt. Also, just to make sure the rooster doesn’t get out, get a zip-tie and zip-tie his belt so he can’t unfasten it. After doing all of that, yell, “I THOUGHT YOU’D LIKE A BIG ROOSTER TO COMPENSATE FOR THE TINY ROOSTER IN YOUR PANTS ASSHOLE!”
‘let’s just agree to disagree’ hahaha..
it’s just like saying PIN number. PIN means personal identification NUMBER, so when ppl say PIN number it’s redundant. i get annoyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyed when ppl say that AND ATM machine LOOOOOOOL.
Lmao in my case, stupid people make me laugh. Specially the hard headed ones.
But I love your creativity!
LOL.
if i were involved in this conversation, i’d react exactly like you did. lol.
my 7th grade computer teacher said personal pc until i corrected him =D
*shakes head* Some guys don’t want to admit when a girl knows something they don’t.
LOL, hilarious >.<
ryc.
atm= ass to mouth.
hence, why the diarrhea latte comment was hilarious.
I always hated why people always assume U.F.O. means it has to be from outer space.
haha…yea it’s one of those face to palm moments.
you should’ve been like lets agree to disagree that you’re a dumbass
Haha, thats funny (8 ATM Machine ^-^
This reminds me of DC Comics, where the DC stands for ‘Detective Comics.’ Detective Comics… Comics? It’s always driven me crazy too.
LOL!
Hahaha… he must enjoy seeing a rise out of you.
Funny stuff.
However, sometimes an acronym such as PIN could be vague when used in a conversation. For example… “Damnit, I forgot my PIN!” Some people might take it as you possibly forgetting a safety pin, bobby pin, etc. Thus, by saying “PIN number” the context becomes instantly clear. As for ATM, I don’t really think you can make a mistake as to the context for that particular acronym. Thus, there isn’t much of an excuse for that one.
Lol! It’s not a big issue. Why get mad over it?
@yakko1 - I forgot my PIN… Number!
so he’s just smiling and laughing the whole time? Haha, that’s funny. Seriously though, you understood what he meant, so there’s no real need to get so upset over a small redundancy.
I agree with you. ATM machine is so redundant. But then, I’d probably be caught saying it, since it seems lately that my life can be redundant.
LMFAO! What an idiot.
hahaahahahahaha!!!!!!
LOLSHIPIMP!!!
You know its stupid when it makes you throw water in your own face out of pure shock at how epically, overwhelmingly stupid it is.
lol, I think ive been guilty of saying ATM machine before, but probably bc i never knew what ATM meant.
doesn’t take much to drive you nuts eh ?
aww, you’ve got to pity people that dense, though.
maybe i’m watching too much pr0n, ATM means something totally different. LOL. not that i am into that…yuck.
@deux02 - you beat me to being ironical you bastard!
guilty as charged
Finally someone that understands. At work we have a standard document called a “installation and operation manual” abbreviated to IOM. So many people call this an IOM Manual, and it drives me crazy!!! I mean, you don’t say “pass me the Installation and Operation Manual Manual” do you???
Apologies if the grammar is rubbish. I’m using an american keyboard and I can’t find the punctuation!
oh man…i work at a bank and people ask me where the ’ATM Machine’ is about 25 times a day…
after the first 5 times u correct people (even in their own language)…u give up and realize that some ppl are just plain stupid…