October 21, 2009
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On Monday, while I was washing my hands in one of the school’s bathrooms:
Okay, you know what? If you see something suspicious, the last thing you want to do is put your face near it because you might find yourself getting way too close to something like this:
That’s right: I put my face within inches of someone’s pube! Rape shower! Rape shower!
But then…
See, this is the kind of sh*t that keeps me up at night. Forget health concerns or financial troubles–I want to know what type of hair was left hanging out by the sink. And this seriously bothers me! It can’t have come from someone’s head, unless there is a person walking around with beaver scalp. The only other type of body hair I can think of that resembles the random sink strand is armpit hair.
Okay fine, but now I’m stuck with another annoying question: why was a single strand of pubic/armpit hair on the sink to begin with?
That’s all I’ve got. After two days of analyzing and reanalyzing, the best thing I can come up with is that there’s a person who collects her hairs to make pube or pit hair wigs, and she accidentally left a strand by the sink when she was washing her hands.
You’re all smarter than I am. What kind of hair was it, and why was it on the sink? I need to know, or else I will never be at peace!
Comments (46)
Just let it go.
It was a hot day ..maybe she scratched herself down there, caught a strain and then started messing around with her own hair and that’s when it fell out of her hand ..haha eeew
maybe an oddly ironed piece of polyester?
Hahahaha! Well, sometimes stray hairs wind up on your clothes by accident if your laundry is mixed together? So perhaps she noticed it on her sleeve and brushed it off or something.
Very funny. LOL. Makes me feel like laughing again, some of these good, wholesome, and very well-written blogs you make here, friend.
S.C.
… you got me. What girl has long armpit hair like a guy?! hahahahaha when you figure it out let us know.
O.o
boob hair!
Ass hair! random hair got stuck to the hands after wiping from a #2 which of course! must wash your hands after a poopie!
Maybe caught on a hand, sleeve, or something after someone finished using the restroom then fell off as they reached for the sink?
It’s pubic hair and stray pubic hair are more common than you think. If people in your household have pubic hair, keep an eye out. You’ll likely see a strand or two. Just sitting on the throne, getting up, changing, etc. could easily pluck a pube loose.
hmm what if she got horny and put her vagina by the sink… just like what they do with showerhead. Shrugs* who knows lol just ignore it and let it go….
No one wanted to tell you about Naked Friday on campus.
the kind you don’t want to put your face next to =P
You gotta do what you gotta do sometimes.
@another_rebel_without_a_cause - you mean pee in a sink? haha I have the feeling all the stalls were taken and someone was desperate so opted to “use” the sink. which means you washed your pants in a peed in sink! x)
haha examine it under a microscope and report back
Could it have been an eyelash?
haha this reminds me of the time in our apartment in college….we had a bunch of ppl over ….later that night, we found a small piece of poop under the toilet seat……but it wasnt stuck to the top of the seat or top of the rim….but the BOTTOM , underneath the seat itself……and it wasn’t in the back of the seat……but the FRONT! ( basically, if you want to lift the seat, where you would grab under the seat is where the poop was).
to this day i still wonder about that sometimes.
ewww. I’ve encountered this situation as well. I usually decide I don’t want to know!
rape shower!! beaver scalp!! aaahahhaha
i’m betting it’s armpit hair.. it can easily fall down to the counter like that
Nose hair?
Honestly, I don’t know how you have time to worry about such trivial matters. I guess anything to distract you from school once in a while, huh?
That’s easy. Cousin It was hovering over the sink and you never bothered to look up.
I saw one of those months ago… on the porkchop dinner I ordered! I still wonder
(and gag)
i’d say armpit
probably some girl wearing a tank/tshirt, leaning over the sink so she could do her make up right in front of the mirror.. then one of her pit hairs fell outharhar
Wow. OCD, much?
This is why I want to marry you, lol.
My best guess is that when she was wiping herself, she got a pube stuck to her hand. It fell off her hand when she went to “activate” or turn the handle on the sink. Or she saw it on her hand and willingly just put it next to the sink to torture subsequent bathroom users.
LOL! It was a nose hair!
i think someone was having sex on the counter and left a little gift after the party was over. Or it could be the pit hairs from the arms of a visiting scholar from europe and she decided that it was a bit itcy and had to scratch; thus loosening the hair from her pits.
Someone has a strange, haphazard way of wiping after she (or he, even though you’re probably in a female bathroom [I don't discriminate!]) goes.
I’m more concerned about your hair. Do you really keep the sides flowing and voluptuous while leaving only a few strands in the back?
it’s someone’s really long nose hair XP
Two words for you chica:
Anita Hill
>:D
I’m going with unfortunate facial hair because it’s the most unfortunate.
lol an eyebrow?
are people’s armpit hair curly??
oh ew. Armpit?
Pube hair. She left it there… on purpose! Or a he. Heducked into the bathroom and left a little gift because he knew there was a good chance some random girl would get freaked out by it.
wow!! dats nasty….now i cant stop thinkin about it!! lmfao!!
ew
I’d say a nose hair, a really long nose hair. Judging from the shape of the hair and the position it was laying, I’d say the culprit was washing their hands and noticed a stray hair dangling from the nostril. At that moment, they pulled out some tweezers, leaned in close to the mirror, and yanked that bad boy out.
fuck the pube… i’m just wondering why in the fifth picture, you either have no face with really thin bangs, or the back of your head is balding…
Someone scratched their pubic area or armpit and then washed their hands. But the hair fell off before the hands went under the running water.
It is certainly less of a headache than debating/obsessing over the health care reforms. lol
/gag reflex
thats pretty clever
Could be Pet hair…. but if not, they had to have been pubes =S