May 15, 2011
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I hope you’re ready for a really deep, thought-provoking blog entry because I’m about to open up a can of smart ass.
I’m being seriously serious about this: If you’re not strong enough venture into the depths of the human mind, then I suggest you turn back now…because no
blue red blue red—ugh, what color was the pill that kept your ignorance intact? I need to look it up…Hey! The first “Matrix” movie came out in 1999? That makes the blue/red pill reference, like, 12-years-old! I need to think of something more modern…“Emergency exit”? Bleh. “Backpack with rockets stuck to it”? Wait, that’s from the “Rocketeer”—what the hell is up with me and ancient movies?! Oh! I know!SEAL Team 6 will be able to save you from where you’re headed.…Still here? Fine, I’ll believe you have the balls to go where few people have gone before…but you better not come up to me afterwards and start whining about how you weren’t fully informed about all the geniusness you were going to gain from this post. The first sentence alone was enough to tell you what you were getting yourself into. After all, I did say “can of smart ass.”
You know those stick-figure signs on the doors of public restrooms? You know, the ones that tell you which bathroom is for men and which is for women?
The one wearing the “dress” means you’re looking at a woman’s restroom, which leaves the stick figure that’s not wearing the dress to stand for the men’s room.
But if you really think about it, isn’t the undressed stick figure actually designating the facility as a women’s bathroom? I mean, what would the dressed stick figure look like without any clothes on?
It’d look like the undressed stick figure, i.e., the one on the men’s bathroom!
“Uhh…I think you’re reading far too much into this, Sylvia.” Oh really? Then how do you explain this?
Dong-less stick figure = man? Shut the hell up!
Comments (21)
if it’s erect u won’t see it.. but the scrotal sac should still have a silhouette.
….maybe the model for the stick figure was a eunuch? Or had a very, very very small “family”,,,,,,,,,,,
=O
On women the hips are wider than the shoulder and men the shoulders wider than the hips.
So you lose.
Maybe it’s a super-small compact, you know.
Actually, I never really thought of this.
It’s there – it’s blocked by the leg, though. LOL
Come to think of it, where’s the neck?! Ahh floating head monsters!
He lost his leg in “Nam” lol
Since the girl’s wearing a dress, this has to mean that the guy’s wearing pants. Super tight pants. Oh yeah. I solved it!
dude could be wearing any form of form-fitting clothing.
or he could be a tranny.
Square shoulders, no neck. Looks pretty masculine to me. . .
Why did I get the feeling you were heading there?
It’d be funny then to see a woman walking around some day in a triangle dress, just so I could yell out she’s being stereotypical
political correctness in a nutshell
Its like Thailand. You can tell the difference by the broad shoulders.
hahahaha – maybe he’s wearing a thong and we really can’t see it
so the bathrooms should just go dressed people and naked people.
Thought-provoking, huh? Lol.
so that triangle is a dong??
at my school someone scratched out part of the W on the women’s sign so that it read no men