July 8, 2003
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I don’t care what anyone says…
The best way to ward off muggers, rapists, and any other sort of prowler that tries to jeopardize your safety, is to CRAP YOUR PANTS. You heard me…defecate on yourself. You think I’m joking, but consider the safety that comes from your own fecal matter. No one would touch you, EVER, and that means you get to keep your money in your wallet, and your legs closed.
88 days until the LSAT
Comments (5)
lol… how r u sure that they wont still go after u?? or have u tried n it works HMMM? haha… man i can see how excited for the LSAT that is comin up haha… u just cnat wait 2 go take em huh? haha
Lol. That’s right.
what if I took one of those satisfying craps 5 minutes before being mugged … my tank’s empty! .. maybe piss my pants then
oh wow …. end of the line already and though I did little else with my free time for the past few days except read your blog, it’s worth the eye strain and whatever mega dose of radiation I am receiving from my monitor.
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To tell you the truth, I wandered into your blog because a) your profile picture is nice and b) the topic is valentine deathmatch for your hand. I am a guy, nice looking women gets men’s attention … you know that or you wouldn’t have those pictures as your profile pictures
There are really two ways to interpret what you wrote a) you have the depth of a shotglass and think you are hot shit because all these guys are pining for you or b) you are surprised at the attention and trying to be funny about your situation. I am not sure which so I wrote a relatively neutral reply and decided to read a little more … if all you talk about was how hot you are, or how many guys are after you or how tough it is to find accessories for your latest LV/Prada/Fendi/Dior/Coach etc bag/shoes/clothes/watch etc. or your daily beauty routine or how you go to the hottest clubs and trendiest bars then I will simply be amazed that I can see oxygen being wasted and move on without a thought.
Your writing is great and your knowledge is very broad; your posts are insightful, intelligent, funny, violent, cynical, eloquent and honest most of all. Hell, how can you not be when you go into details about your bowel movements or farts in multiple posts. I just felt compelled to read all of your posts and frankly I am a little sad I have reached the end of the line.
Friends and family ask me all the time why I am always single and I reply I just never found “the one” for me and I am not the guy to try multiple girls out, just want to find one and one only… then obvious they would all ask well what are you looking for in that girl. I would hemm and hahhhh and can only give the vaguest descriptions and it is frustrating because she is clear in my own mind’s eye but I just can’t describe her … it’s like trying to show and explain a picture of a supernova to someone who is blind from birth. After reading through your writing completely, I am convinced whoever she is will be someone just like you. From now on, anytime someone asks me what type of woman I am looking for .. I will simply point them to your xanga site and tell them to read everything.
Please don’t take this as a cheesy come-on because it isn’t. I have no illusions about you and me. The fact that such a woman like you exist at all in this screwed up world gives me great hope that one day I will meet “her” for real and my long quest will finally come to an end.
Thanks for putting up with my comments and take care okay?
Willie
Haha no I am not going to just disappear … you are way too interesting for me to leave alone =D. As for updates, I will try … my life is shifting again and there is a good possibility I will be heading to Singapore in the near future for my new job.
Your writing stayed interesting throughout for me or I wouldn’t have bothered to read and leave comments =P. I get the feeling you are intellectually starved for intelligent conversations (you wanting to bomb your HS grad class is a pretty good indication … not even I was that pissed at my class) … you think about creative and intelligent topics but everyone around you seems to be interested in trivial and mundane matters; it’s kind of ironic you are in LA, the de facto capital of shallow, appearance obsessive induhviduals. You are different and I am guessing not to thrilled about conforming to whatever preconceptions people have about you, your ideas, your looks, your race etc. Xanga is a way for you to unleash your creativity and frustrations …. and no, it’s not silly what you write, it’s a pretty errily accurate description of how I view the world except you do it in a way more funny and eloquent manner.
Being refined and mature … me ??? … errr only in appearance because I am suppose to “act my age”. I still play computer games and watch anime. I even have the entire sushi-no-gata (orange), kenshin and H2 comic series (friends brought the series back from Taiwan …). I guess I can be both but I prefer not to be mature since that means more responsibilities …. argh I guess eventually.