April 22, 2004
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The Typical Ugly Asian Girl
Typical Ugly Asian Girls are all the same:
1. They are usually fat (uncommon for most Asian women)
2. They wear skanky clothes even though they're fat.
3. They have hair that's bleached red, brown, or blonde--and their roots are ALWAYS showing.
4. They have big noses.
5. They wear thick mascara.
6. They wear even thicker eye shadow in colors like periwinkle, silver, or white.
7. Their eyebrows are tweezed into this weird, high arch typical of isoscles triangles.
8. The Kicker: they think they're so beautiful that they put up pictures of themselves in model-like poses. Every picture is of them...only them...being ugly.
Comments (8)
ouch...
yet so true. lol...
lol hahaha funny stfuff
Hmm...gotta quibble with this description of ugly asian chicks. The most common ailment is the zipper face, in which the eyes are extremely small, which contrasts with an abnormally large head to create an unnaturally small facial features/overall face area ratio. That's terrible. Another thing is the "asian girl calves." I'm referring to girls who have calves that maintain their full width all the way from the knee to the ankle without tapering at all.
The whole reason i like asian girls is because they're rarely fat and rarely have big/bad noses.
However, i also ridicule the pictures a lot of asian girls have, especially on friendster, in which they pose by themselves in front of a backdrop, and the picture is ridiculously out of focus to make them look really doll-like.
man, i love your bitchy rants. They're great.
Hey, don't make fun of fat Asian chicks just cuz you're not a fat Asian chick. *BLAH!*
Ok, cuz you're not an UGLY (or fat) asian chick. *BLAH!*
hmm, sounds a lot like 626 people...
*raises eyebrow*
What about 626 people?
Interesting ... your description of the typical ugly asian girl is exactly opposite to you ... so that means you are the standard for the typical beautiful asian girl =P.
And no, I am not saying what you wrote is wrong ... your observation is quite accurate for a particular subset however you might be generalizing too much ... plenty of ugly asian girls who don't conform to your parameters and yeah being in engineering I have seen plenty of counterexamples (O_o).