November 10, 2004

  • Sweet! I just found out I was nominated for another Xanga award! My category? Of course it had to be…


     Most likely to appear on Saturday Night Live or Funniest Xangan


    Oooh!!! No voting allowed! I think the nominees just get cast off ala Reality TV style until one is left standing…hmm, I wonder if I can get into cahoots with one of the other nominees so that we may form an alliance and snuff out other nominees’ torches.


    Now, I may be jumping to conclusions here, but I would like to give a thank you speech to all those who made my site possible:




    • Ugly Asian hoes


    • Asian gangstas


    • Impacted wisdom teeth


    • Bad screennames


    • Crappy Xanga entries


    • Grammatical errors (with special recognition to “their” and “they’re”)


    • Fake import models (the fat kind)


    • Sluts


    • People who hog washers/driers


    • Repetitive picture posting


    • Mango thieves


    • Famous Americans who hate America


    • People who hate my Xanga


    • Lame ass Blogrings

    And anyone else I forgot to mention, my thanks and impenetrable loathing go out to you too!


    Oh and of course: ME! For my impeccable brilliance and awesomely bad supriority complex! As well as my off and on anxiety attacks, eating disorders, and bipolar tendencies. I am just too great!


    I hope I win!

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