February 3, 2005
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Has anyone else experienced the Disappearing Poo Phenomenon?
It’s when you make poo, but when you look in the toilet it’s NOT THERE.
I’ve had this happen to me on numerous occasions, with one instance being–oh–5 minutes ago. I sat on the toilet, let go of my burdens, and wiped clean with Kirkland brand toilet tissue. However, when I stood up to flush there was nothing in the toilet but toilet paper. Seriously. I even looked for it.
I thought maybe I had a moment of absent-mindedness and accidentally pooped on the floor, but there was nothing there when I looked. So where could my toxic waste have gone?
I’m thinking it just swam into the toilet and committed suicide without my having to flush it away. I guess that saves me the energy I would have used to push the handle, but still, how unsettling is that?
Comments (10)
Just me showing what my sister Becky sent home with me because she is watching her suger level. I have a lot of women in my family and I never had a whole box to myself before. hehehe
~Leo
LOL,,,, That is very normal about the toilet and poo.
Hang in there it will be oh ok.
~Leo
EWW!! i think of the weirdest things big sis. very questionable brain you got there. hahahaha jk
its ok im pretty slow sometimes too
that is a tad to ummm detailed haha…. ok go comment on mine since i finished writing one!!1 hajh
ROTFL, I was laughing so hard, I was crying!
maybe there’s an invisible alternate universe where people sit on toilets to get their daily fix of poop… see, it’s what they live on… and they kinda need their doses of poo to survive, cuz they could implode (much like how humans would explode, if they didn’t poop). so in this alternate universe, you sit and poop, and someone in the alternate universe (we’ll just call it “universe x”) is getting their fix. now perhaaaps, occasionally, there’s a break in the fabric of space-time-continuum and our universe is for a split second meshed together with universe x, and your poop is transferred into the invisible guy’s bowels?
or maybe it just swam deeper into the toilet…
LOL really? i’m Formia on there haha so maybe i’ll see ya around!
Now thats just downright hillarious!
~Carson~Sypher~Versailles:
cute xanga.
Hhaah.. I saw we were in the same blog ring, and I read what you said about the Katamari. It cracked me up.
hmmm it happens to me sometimes I think the mass, trajectory and velocity of the poo exiting was just right to slide it right into the toilet exit hole so you think it disappeared but really it’s already most of the way into the pipes.
I call it the eagle shot XD.